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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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oiabm:

montereybayaquarium:

Can’t stop watching this strolling cephalopod? Don’t be fooled by its delicate movement—the mimic octopus can easily scare off potential predators. In a flash, this master of mimicry changes its color and shape to hover like a lethal lionfish or slither like a poisonous sea snake. Learn more

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oiabm:

montereybayaquarium:

Can’t stop watching this strolling cephalopod? Don’t be fooled by its delicate movement—the mimic octopus can easily scare off potential predators. In a flash, this master of mimicry changes its color and shape to hover like a lethal lionfish or slither like a poisonous sea snake. 

Learn more

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

100% free?

100% free! you don’t have to give them any payment info whatsoever! the only downsides are that they have to approve of what you put on it (I tried to make one that said “poopmaster” but they didn’t allow it) and it takes about two weeks for it to actually get to you

nubbsgalore:

honduran white tent bats roosting under a heliconia leaf, which they sever down the length of its midrib to create a ‘tent’ that provides a waterproof shelter and protection from potential predators. 

photos by (click pic) konrad wothekenji nishida, jenny theobald and tobias gerlach, leyooutofsomewherewanja krahalex figueroamatt brady, and michael and patricia fogden

I highly recommend going to this website to design a bracelet that will be 3D-printed and mailed to you for FREE. 

I highly recommend going to this website to design a bracelet that will be 3D-printed and mailed to you for FREE. 

misterhayden:

Here is a small illustration of two bats having a staring contest.

misterhayden:

Here is a small illustration of two bats having a staring contest.

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theuppitynegras:

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innnit:

*sprints for 40 miles*

*squat thrusts through a brick wall*

*ascends to a higher plane of existence*

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