I want a chrome extension that just adds :/ to the end of every cnn headline
I can hear my upstairs neighbor peeing sometimes and when I do, I tap on the ceiling and say, “It sounds like somebody’s staying hydrated,” and he calls the landlord and complains.
i love my friends so much like it’s probably silly to get that worked up over it but i am constantly amazed by what wonderful people they are and how much happier i am when i’m around them. and like. i feel the need to inform the world and universe. because going to them out of the blue like “i love you so much” would probably be creepy. i just need to say. i love them. i love my friends. my friends are great. great friends. amazing friends